flapper and philosopher

British

[] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. (who?)
[] You use the word “bugger”or the phrase “bloody hell.”
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football…not soccer.
Total: 1

Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You’re a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[ ] You’re a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 3

Italian
[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5’10”
[] You know what an Italian horn is
[x] Spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 7

Spanish
[] You say member instead of Remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

Russian
[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[] You get short tempered.
[] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[]  You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 1

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O’, Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have/had blonde hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 0

African American
[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[] You like chicken.
[] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[] You can ‘sing’ gospel.

Total: 2

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you’re chinese.
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.
Total:0

German
[x] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You’re over 5’2
Total: 3

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some french.
[] You love Tim Horton’s.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 1

American
[] You hate foriegners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[] You’re lazy.
[]  You are not cultured.
[] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[] You don’t read.
[] You shop at walmart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 0